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spellitspace:

botherandroidwheatley:

It’s, um— a place where humans believe they’ll go if they’re bad. … I guess that’s the way to describe it? Using it the way I did though— it’s more just like, a bad place, mate.

But Space not bad! Space awesome! Best thing! Best place! Better than… than… than anything! Yeah! Not Hell! Nowhere’s Hell! Can’t be! All in Space! All awesome!

Rrghh… just- just forget it, all right? Forget I said anything about space. Just— forget space, would you!?

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

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spellitspace:

botherandroidwheatley:

I’m not gonna be one of those ‘space buddies’, am I? I don’t want to go back there. Ever! I mean, yeah, it was hell being stuck in Aperture and it kind’ve is now, but… space was much worse. 

*gives a slow blink, looking up at the android* …. what’s Hell? *the rest of the message was completely ignored, focusing instead on this one confusing concept. After all, the rest of what Wheatley was saying was negative towards Space, so the little sphere didn’t believe any of it, anyways*

It’s, um— a place where humans believe they’ll go if they’re bad. … I guess that’s the way to describe it? Using it the way I did though— it’s more just like, a bad place, mate.

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spellitspace:

botherandroidwheatley:

Okay, I guess that makes sense, yeah. … Urrgh, you’re just as excited as you were up there, aren’t you. Always blabbering on about stars and galaxies and whatnot. It’s … It’s not that fantastic, mate! Just- … who am I kidding, you can’t stop. I can’t make you stop. I learned that the hard, and long way.

Well, … Welcome back, anyways.

Space is fantastic! Best thing! Better than anything else! Gotta go back! Gonna bring Space Buddies! Share Space with them! Prove fantastic! Make all Space Buddies happy!

But happy to be on Earth for now! Nice planet! Filled with Space Buddies! Lotsa them!

I’m not gonna be one of those ‘space buddies’, am I? I don’t want to go back there. Ever! I mean, yeah, it was hell being stuck in Aperture and it kind’ve is now, but… space was much worse. 

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spellitspace:

Both home! Earth in Space! Part of Space! Big home! Home everywhere!

And gotta go back! Was awesome! Was Space! So many stars! Space Stars! And Moon Space Buddy! Friendly! Let visit for long time! Wanna see again! 

I was there! Someone to talk to! Gonna be there to talk to again! Yeah!

Okay, I guess that makes sense, yeah. … Urrgh, you’re just as excited as you were up there, aren’t you. Always blabbering on about stars and galaxies and whatnot. It’s … It’s not that fantastic, mate! Just- … who am I kidding, you can’t stop. I can’t make you stop. I learned that the hard, and long way.

Well, … Welcome back, anyways.

*rests her head on your shoulder* that's too bad. If... theoretically, you could change it, would you?

Ummmm, probably! To be true. It’s been mentioned a few times that my hair is a little strange, so I think it’d be nice to maybe have a change? Hm. … I dunno, really. I- I suppose I would try, at least.

doktorengine:

hittin’ on androids blog 2012

*she touches it a bit, bending it this way and that.* "It's really synthetic. you can do just about anything with it style-wise can't you?"

Well, sort’ve yeah! It eventually kind’ve falls back into its set place, though. GLaDOS doesn’t want me changing much about myself— or else she just… w-well, tears me apart and puts me back together again.

… I’ve tried.

oh god i know. like a fluffy nightmare. *looks at his hair momentarily* can i touch your hair? it's not like the butt thing.

I’d hate to get caught up in th— wha? Oh- um, sure, I suppose. Yeah? -leans over-